If you could, you know you’d spend billions of dollars on dumb stuff too!
Hey, huge corporations, if you’re just going to waste a ton of money, can we have it instead? You clearly don’t need it. And it’s weird too, because we were all under the impression that you love money. It’s all you seem to care about.
So because you clearly gave one or two highly unqualified simpletons access to massive amounts of it, let us assure you — we’re highly unqualified too! Direct deposit is cool with us. Whenever you’re ready.
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