Unlike food, spewing facts is just excitedly relaying their knowledge
Thankfully, consuming facts is a lot tidier than consuming food. Facts don’t get all over our hands, teeth, cheeks, or worse yet, our beards.
Yeah, we’re messy eaters. But it’s not our fault. We like to rush through lunch to get back to fact-finding! Luckily, we have that one drawer dedicated to wet wipes. It’s right on top of the drawer with all the hot sauce and soy sauce packets.
Anywho, after reading all of these facts, we’re just grateful that our brains don’t need a wipe down.
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