Chart-topping facts!
We tried singing these from the rooftops, but it was a tad weird since they don’t rhyme. Maybe we should hit up a poetry slam and read them dramatically instead. Those poems don’t have to rhyme. We could rewrite each one of them so that they do rhyme, but that seems like a lot of work.
We have to do one or the other, though, so let us know which path you’d like us to follow. After enjoying the music facts first, of course.
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